Post by dynamicsonic on Aug 20, 2009 15:08:06 GMT 10
”It was a night like no other...”
“How so?” Asked the Great King Matt, of the Vegemite kingdom.
The person being interrogated looked like nothing from these lands. It looked foreigner. It had a slight scent of Vegemite, but it also smelled murkier, more like brimstone. It was not Vegemite.
He looked at the King and said “How so, you say? Well it all started back at home, in the Fields of Fum. Where I—”
“That's Marmite territory, King!” said Mbob, his loyal servant, and knight of the court. King Matt remained silent for a while. “Carry on” he said.
“Very well” continued the strange, little person. “I was enjoying my duty-free days, when all of the sudden, a knight in black armour came to me, and handed me a scroll...”
“GET TO THE POINT, MATE!!” said King Matt enraged, with a hammer on his hand, which said “BAN” on its side. “When did you decided to venture in the Marmite-free lands ruled by me!?”
The little man raised his hand and quietly said “Hush hush, king. You would not want the people of Vegemite to actually know that there's a Marmite Knight in the Kingdom, right, milord?”
“Humph!” said King Matt. “Very well, carry on. And hurry, I don't want any Marmite scum in my Kingdom”
“As I said, I received the scroll, to find out that Operation Thirteen Thirty Seven was now afoot, and I should participate”
“And what does this operation do?”
“They'd kill me if I told you”
“I'd shove this hammer up yours if you don't tell me!”
“*sigh*, It involves us marmite knights infiltrating the kingdom in order to tak—URK!”
Before he could finish speaking, the little man was struck by a scabbard that flew out of nowhere. It was oozing a green liquid.
“Snakes' poison” remarked Mbob. “Someone wanted him dead”
“And that someone could be right here in this very same room, hearing us!” Exclaimed Matt.
The two standed up and went running into the Balcony, where a strange, red man with scabbards on his belt and a jar full of the very same green liquid in the scabbard was standing there, talking to the crowd below.
“...that's right! We of the Marmite Kingdom will take over your lands and make soap oot of your grease and pillows made from your hair! So tell your friends, eh?”
The whole town went mad. They were all screaming and running amuck.
The red man turned around to come back from where he came; only to find King Matt, hammer at the ready, and Mbob looking angry, unsheathing his sword.
“So what are you gonna do aboot it, eh? You've lost control of your town!”
“I'm gonna do THIS!” yelled king Matt, as he raised his Ban Hammer to strike the red man, but the red man was fast enough to throw the jar of poison in direction of King Matt.
“NO!” Yelled Mbob, as he jumped in order to protect King Matt, taking the hit of the jar, collapsing over the little red man, throwing him off the balcony.
“Mbob! Are you all right, friend!?” said King Matt, as he kneeled down on his fallen comrade.
“Milord. The war. It... has just… begun...” said Mbob, right before dying.
King Matt looks at his back, seeing the 2 remaining knights of his court.
“Call a town meeting. This does not look good...”
Screw the Mafia, I got feudalism.
The rules are the same as they have always been, so I'm doing a small copypasta.
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Signups close whenever I feel like it, but not before August 27th.
Signup List
1.- Cheesy
2.- Max
3.- Breaker
4.- Xad
5.-Eco Lynched. Was a PEASANT
6.- Zae
7.-Fiery Stabbed by his own weapon. Was DOC BROWN
8.- Hunter
9.- Therio
“How so?” Asked the Great King Matt, of the Vegemite kingdom.
The person being interrogated looked like nothing from these lands. It looked foreigner. It had a slight scent of Vegemite, but it also smelled murkier, more like brimstone. It was not Vegemite.
He looked at the King and said “How so, you say? Well it all started back at home, in the Fields of Fum. Where I—”
“That's Marmite territory, King!” said Mbob, his loyal servant, and knight of the court. King Matt remained silent for a while. “Carry on” he said.
“Very well” continued the strange, little person. “I was enjoying my duty-free days, when all of the sudden, a knight in black armour came to me, and handed me a scroll...”
“GET TO THE POINT, MATE!!” said King Matt enraged, with a hammer on his hand, which said “BAN” on its side. “When did you decided to venture in the Marmite-free lands ruled by me!?”
The little man raised his hand and quietly said “Hush hush, king. You would not want the people of Vegemite to actually know that there's a Marmite Knight in the Kingdom, right, milord?”
“Humph!” said King Matt. “Very well, carry on. And hurry, I don't want any Marmite scum in my Kingdom”
“As I said, I received the scroll, to find out that Operation Thirteen Thirty Seven was now afoot, and I should participate”
“And what does this operation do?”
“They'd kill me if I told you”
“I'd shove this hammer up yours if you don't tell me!”
“*sigh*, It involves us marmite knights infiltrating the kingdom in order to tak—URK!”
Before he could finish speaking, the little man was struck by a scabbard that flew out of nowhere. It was oozing a green liquid.
“Snakes' poison” remarked Mbob. “Someone wanted him dead”
“And that someone could be right here in this very same room, hearing us!” Exclaimed Matt.
The two standed up and went running into the Balcony, where a strange, red man with scabbards on his belt and a jar full of the very same green liquid in the scabbard was standing there, talking to the crowd below.
“...that's right! We of the Marmite Kingdom will take over your lands and make soap oot of your grease and pillows made from your hair! So tell your friends, eh?”
The whole town went mad. They were all screaming and running amuck.
The red man turned around to come back from where he came; only to find King Matt, hammer at the ready, and Mbob looking angry, unsheathing his sword.
“So what are you gonna do aboot it, eh? You've lost control of your town!”
“I'm gonna do THIS!” yelled king Matt, as he raised his Ban Hammer to strike the red man, but the red man was fast enough to throw the jar of poison in direction of King Matt.
“NO!” Yelled Mbob, as he jumped in order to protect King Matt, taking the hit of the jar, collapsing over the little red man, throwing him off the balcony.
“Mbob! Are you all right, friend!?” said King Matt, as he kneeled down on his fallen comrade.
“Milord. The war. It... has just… begun...” said Mbob, right before dying.
King Matt looks at his back, seeing the 2 remaining knights of his court.
“Call a town meeting. This does not look good...”
Screw the Mafia, I got feudalism.
The rules are the same as they have always been, so I'm doing a small copypasta.
2. You are allowed only one post after you die or are replaced. This post may not contain any information or speculation regarding the game.
3. Each game day will last for 24 hours from the last update post. After that, no votes will be counted until the next day begins.
4. The night phase will be dealt with during the rollover from each day to the next. If your role functions at night, you must send a PM regarding said role during the day. All information roles will receive their information that night. If you do not use your role's ability, you cannot use it multiple times the next day.
5. Anyone who does not vote (except if they post to state that they will abstain from voting) for two game days in a row will be replaced.
6. The game may not be joined after role PMs are sent, except in the case of rule #5.
7. The host reserves the right to kick you out of the game for any reason should you interfere with the game in a way not outlined in these rules.
8. A violation of rules 1, 2, or 7 is grounds for immediate removal from the current game and a ban from participation in the next two games, regardless of their host.
Signups close whenever I feel like it, but not before August 27th.
Signup List
1.- Cheesy
2.- Max
3.- Breaker
4.- Xad
5.-
6.- Zae
7.-
8.- Hunter
9.- Therio
