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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jul 12, 2009 20:53:01 GMT 10
Pirates on my ship? That's like calling 0800-collect-an-ass-whooping, nyigguh.
(in btw)
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Post by Breaker on Jul 13, 2009 0:36:13 GMT 10
I'm in.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Jul 13, 2009 3:38:58 GMT 10
Oh right. Signups finished and role PMs will be done shortly, once the main post is done.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Jul 13, 2009 6:02:48 GMT 10
The Great Ship Vegemite set sail with Vegemitus at the wheel... However a certain event unfolds.
-*BEEP*-
"We're ready. Once we get onboard the main ship, we can take out the captain, and order the fleet to travel to our own base, do you understand?"
"-Completely, we've got this one in the bag, man"
"Perfect. Initiate Project Vegemeaner"
-*BEEP*-
So that's how it is. Heh. Cap'n Matt Vegemitus isn't standing for this. The fools have failed to keep confidentiality and I. Shall. Make. Them. Pay.
Oh next day yaaaayyyy
The Captain informed all the vegemiteans to assemble on the deck, where he stood upon a podium... Lightning cracked behind him, setting the tone.
"All of you are dead men to me. But for what it's worth, there are mutineers among us. In fact, Pirates." The Tyrant grinned to himself. "You Pirates won't be getting me or my vegemite. However I don't know who is who, so each day we can just vote off whoever is most pirate like Let them walk the plank. Or just kill them. Arr. Like the sound of that? That's all."
He jumped off the podium and left a speechless crowd, all eyeing each other suspiciously.
A scrawny pathetic voice yelped "Arrrr I be a pyrate!" and was silenced by a bullet through the head by one of the guards. "F*cking Ecos these days."
YOUR PM HAS BEEN SENT, GET VOTING
IT'S PIRATES VERSUS CREW MEMBERS NYIKKUH.
Sh*t I just sneezed myself a nose bleed...
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jul 13, 2009 7:32:56 GMT 10
Voting Adramalech Also, I can't believe no one noticed this... ..."Wait, what about that Adramallama, Adramamine...  |
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jul 13, 2009 8:31:32 GMT 10
You better have insurance! Ass-kicking insurance! And you're about to pay a deductable! |
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Post by CoolCorky on Jul 13, 2009 8:48:07 GMT 10
Righty-ho.
What are the rules regarding not voting?
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Post by Adramelech on Jul 13, 2009 9:08:27 GMT 10
Also, I can't believe no one noticed this... ..."Wait, what about that Adramallama, Adramamine... Now that you said it...  |
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Post by Miles on Jul 13, 2009 9:22:10 GMT 10
DA
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Post by iBishyT on Jul 13, 2009 12:05:35 GMT 10
To be clear, the Pirates are the BAD GUYS right? The "Vampires"? Just to be sure, because it is very vague at this point.
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Post by Max Füchs-Kojote on Jul 13, 2009 12:21:34 GMT 10
Yes. Yes they are. Red text and all.
Or are you secretly a pirate wanting to steal our Vegemites?
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Post by Breaker on Jul 13, 2009 12:24:10 GMT 10
DA
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Post by Eco on Jul 13, 2009 12:31:57 GMT 10
lol
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Jul 13, 2009 16:35:37 GMT 10
To be clear, the Pirates are the BAD GUYS right? The "Vampires"? Just to be sure, because it is very vague at this point. Who cares? It's not like it makes that much of a difference. |
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Post by Naem on Jul 13, 2009 18:26:08 GMT 10
How do we know if there even are any real good guys, eh?  And I guess I vote DA. Also: I misread this as Lightnix cracked behind him. ._. |
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And I guess I vote DA. Also: