Post by Squirrel Hero on Jun 23, 2009 3:18:02 GMT 10
Yeah. I decided to do a review. Please excuse my awful writing skills, but I really just made this to tell the world to burn every copy of the crap game ever created.
Story:
You're some kid who goes to Universal Studios, and they're having a stamp/sticker/whatever collecting contest. HOW EXCITING.
3 out of 10
Sound:
Sort of varies. By which I mean it's either "Eh" or "HOLY ninja WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP". The music, mainly the "overworld" theme (The music which you hear when not playing a mini-game) is alright. But the thing is, you'll be hearing it A LOT. Almost to the point where you will want to drive your brain out with a screwdriver.
Then, there's the voice acting. Aside from motherninjaing Woody Woodpecker (Yes, he's in the game as well), it's bad. Very bad. It makes the Bible Black dub sound amazing. I'm not kidding. Words cannot describe how bad the voices are, so I'll just shut up and move on to graphics.
4 out of 10
Graphics:
Mediocre at best. The character models look pretty bad (Aside from MOTHERninjaING WOODY WOODPECKER), add to the fact their lips don't even move when talking. Talking to crapTY VOICE ACTING I might add. And the water effects (In the Water World portion of the game) look like an old PS1 game.
5 out of 10
Gameplay:
THIS is where things get REALLY bad. Once you play a mini-game, there are then lines in front of the "attractions" where you play the mini-games (Which we will talk about later). The only way to play the games again is to buy hats or shoes or whatever. How do you do this? Collect points. How do you get points? In the dumbest ways possible. You shake hands with freaks in costumes, you collect litter on the ground, and a bunch of other crap like that. Trust me, you will be doing this A LOT. Which is one reason this game is such a disaster.
Once you FINALLY get an accessory of some sort to play a mini-game....it's not even worth it. The games are terrible. The difficulty varies from "Too easy" to "Next to impossible". The only, even REMOTELY fun game is the Jurassic Park one.
And the quizzes, holy ninja, the quizzes. This is the part that makes the game impossible to finish. The questions consist of movies you either haven't watched, or HAVE watched but don't give a crap about the names of the people who made it. Unless you have seen and gathered information on every single movie ever created, then the quizzes will be pretty much impossible.
0 out of 10
Replay Value:
HA HA YEAH THAT'S RICH
-5000 out of 10
Overall:
If you see a copy of this game, buy it. So you can burn it it, bury the ashes so deep in the ground that your shovels melt from being so close to the Earth's core, and then use the hole which you used to bury the ashes as the spot for a public restroom. I am not joking. This game is so horrendously bad it actually makes children, teenagers, adults, the elderly, and living organisms of any type cry.
0 out of 10
Pros:
-Woody Woodpecker.
-Nobody knows about this game except for me.
Cons:
-EVERYTHING ELSE.
Final Comments:
lol i suck at reviews
Story:
You're some kid who goes to Universal Studios, and they're having a stamp/sticker/whatever collecting contest. HOW EXCITING.
3 out of 10
Sound:
Sort of varies. By which I mean it's either "Eh" or "HOLY ninja WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP". The music, mainly the "overworld" theme (The music which you hear when not playing a mini-game) is alright. But the thing is, you'll be hearing it A LOT. Almost to the point where you will want to drive your brain out with a screwdriver.
Then, there's the voice acting. Aside from motherninjaing Woody Woodpecker (Yes, he's in the game as well), it's bad. Very bad. It makes the Bible Black dub sound amazing. I'm not kidding. Words cannot describe how bad the voices are, so I'll just shut up and move on to graphics.
4 out of 10
Graphics:
Mediocre at best. The character models look pretty bad (Aside from MOTHERninjaING WOODY WOODPECKER), add to the fact their lips don't even move when talking. Talking to crapTY VOICE ACTING I might add. And the water effects (In the Water World portion of the game) look like an old PS1 game.
5 out of 10
Gameplay:
THIS is where things get REALLY bad. Once you play a mini-game, there are then lines in front of the "attractions" where you play the mini-games (Which we will talk about later). The only way to play the games again is to buy hats or shoes or whatever. How do you do this? Collect points. How do you get points? In the dumbest ways possible. You shake hands with freaks in costumes, you collect litter on the ground, and a bunch of other crap like that. Trust me, you will be doing this A LOT. Which is one reason this game is such a disaster.
Once you FINALLY get an accessory of some sort to play a mini-game....it's not even worth it. The games are terrible. The difficulty varies from "Too easy" to "Next to impossible". The only, even REMOTELY fun game is the Jurassic Park one.
And the quizzes, holy ninja, the quizzes. This is the part that makes the game impossible to finish. The questions consist of movies you either haven't watched, or HAVE watched but don't give a crap about the names of the people who made it. Unless you have seen and gathered information on every single movie ever created, then the quizzes will be pretty much impossible.
0 out of 10
Replay Value:
HA HA YEAH THAT'S RICH
-5000 out of 10
Overall:
If you see a copy of this game, buy it. So you can burn it it, bury the ashes so deep in the ground that your shovels melt from being so close to the Earth's core, and then use the hole which you used to bury the ashes as the spot for a public restroom. I am not joking. This game is so horrendously bad it actually makes children, teenagers, adults, the elderly, and living organisms of any type cry.
0 out of 10
Pros:
-Woody Woodpecker.
-Nobody knows about this game except for me.
Cons:
-EVERYTHING ELSE.
Final Comments:
lol i suck at reviews
