DAMN YOU SIMS CAMERA AND YOUR DITHERNESS
THE HARTLEBERRY FAMILY
Top (from left to right):
Guthrie: I see a lot of hippie jokes in the future...
Haru: Fairly normal girl.
Mack: IT'S TOO EMO
El Capitan: Sharp dressed man.
Darkside: BURN THE WITCH.
Bottom:
Amber: I'll be honest, I just wanted some excuse to use one of the jumpsuits. >_>
Breaker: Selfless self-insert, ahoy!
Day One
Our stars finally arrive at their new home...
...And are immediately captivated by windows.
Yes, Darkside, it's a chair. No, I'm sure it's quite exciting.
Awwwww, they're huggi--
wtf
Breaker is immediately rejected for a hug.
Twice.
And then rejects a hug from the same person.
Finally, something Breaker-like...
OH GOD I SPOKE TO SOON
Manliness restored...waaaaaait a minute...
A few minutes into the game and El Capitan is already makin' moves.
Darkside shares her dreams of world domination.
Guthrie has heard many a tale of horror regarding Sims and their first encounters with the oven.
El Capitan manages to cook a meal with no problem.
Amber is not as fortunate.
The kids arrive home from school. Apparently, Mack brought home a "friend"...
Yup. He's gay.
I guess you can't always have a good first day of school.
It soon dawned on me that I hadn't installed any phones or smoke detectors...
Instead of hanging out with his..."friend"...Mack immediately retreated to the piano. I didn't think the Sims had such a firm grasp on stereotypes.
Ricky doesn't seem interested anyway.
Nah, let's not do our homework, let's do something exciting, like read!
Woah. Darkside served everyone sandwiches. Wait, that can't be a good thing.
NO RICKY DON'T DO IT
Right. Who didn't see this coming?
Laaaaaaaaaame.
Yeah, he's still playing piano.
"Darn, I've got me in a tight spot."
I found Ricky still in the house by himself three hours later.
I'm starting to become more paranoid around the oven...
FAN SERVIIIIIICE. (This the pic you wanted, right Neo?)
He was playing for so long, he gained four skill points.
Totally called that one.
Yes, let's tell jokes in the bathroo-DAMMIT GUTHRIE
What the ninja? Why is this kid still here? Let's ask El Capitan.
D'aawwwww :3
And the peace is quickly shattered.
El Capitan is the
only one to discover a bed.
DUDE. SERIOUSLY. GO HOME....and so he did...
...but not after giving Mack a hug.
I..I don't know how to interpret this.
...
Can emos love?
