Yo yo yo welcome to Cribz yo. My name is Clyde and imma be showing you around my F*CKING HUGE ROOM I got a table for 4! And 2 chairs.
Three beds for the hoes to chill in. I have a different one every night.
Check it out niggas I got some cardboard boxes up in this sh*t yo
Say what? Is this a bathroom up in here? Yes it is dawg. Oh sh- what
Yeah dawg, a map of HOENN.
Wait. Topaz? That ain't my face, either.
Bitch please, you're cramping my STYLE.
Yay
Hold up. I don't remember PSPs being this big.
Or storing potions. I got a damn rag of a bag yet she gets an LCD TV?
Where's the damn PS3s, the 360s, the damn gaming PCs?! This bitch must be crazy yo!
Awww hell nawww
Except for my sanity. And the Police's pride. How bad can you be at finding criminals?
Hmm... 'Kay...
Where else might "he's" be?
Oh well, off I g-
That wasn't an LCD TV.
Oh well, off I g-
Did she just say
mission?
This bitch must be
crazy. What kind of mother lets their child get into such affairs?
How does a creepy face in red spell out "CLYDE's HOUSE"?
How does the same creepy face in red spell out "GIOVANNI'S HOUSE"?
OHOHO ORIGINAL. BECAUSE HERE IS WHERE WE ARE STARTING SO
SHAWFORD IS WHERE THINGS START OFF. Not sure about the "great" part though.
Might as well talk to the local wildlife.
Aww yeah them pesky police trying to stop him from mistreating and misusing Pokémon! Damn them!
They're not even capitalised so why would you abbreviate them?
And how does that clunky old machine store pokeymen?
Wait, capital letters? What am I on about.
In ma niggas house. Hey wait. Another crazy ass mother looking bitch?
Awww
hell no.
Is my existence a conspiracy theory?
Fine,
ignore me. She's gonna be all like "Oh you can never defeat her she's ninjacaketits better than you"
...okay see u l8r
I think I'll urinate in their sink.
After some relief...
How the hell does she even know my name- Oh right. Her Dad. Or better yet. HER MAWWWW
Oh look a Neanderthal is talking to me.
Jesus you dumb bitch. 
But you're not, right? Right? RIGHT?!
This bitch must be
crazy.
Why can you call your own father his first name?
Define your context of "betcha".
These people couldn't speak coherently for more than a sentence.
Holy KIPPERS I betcha I'm jealous.
I think you're delusional.
Ahahahah yeah.
Crazy bitch.
Just one bed. She sleeps alone and cries herself to sleep, I'm sure.
A
different arrangement of cardboard boxes?
This bitch must be crazy.
Hmm.... *unzip*
10 minutes later.
Hmm...*unzip*
10 minutes later.
Hmm... *unrar*
20 slow-ass minutes later.
She needs a new PC.... Hmm... *unplug*
...
...
...
Awww yeah shake it baby. 
My work here is
done.
First of all, you're asking the wrong kid, second of all, did you happen to forget your husband is in hiding because you're all part of Team Rocket and all?
Well, that's nice.
It either says "CLYDE's HOUSE" or "GIOVANNI'S HOUSE". Seriously, I know these things yo.
It's a research laboratory. =O
Hahah, this game reads my damn mind.
Not really, no.
I don't
care where he is! If all you workers are like this the Police must be retarded as hell =|
Oh sh- Pardon me, I don't know how I just made that sound
I hate you.
It sounds like there'll be snakes. I don't wanna go.
LOL RLY OMG WTF DATS SO ROFL
2 days later.
Now if all English teachers were as good as me, we'd see some progress in the world
But the little sh*t still wants me to go and... Bah. Fine.
Hey don't yell man. It's been like. 2 days. And.... I figured you were in trouble. You don't need to dramatise it now.
What the hell
is that.
It's like... eww...
What is it with everyone yelling "You" at me?
YOU KEEP POKÉMON IN YOUR WH- Oho right that rucksack right there.
Well, See ya late-
...
I'll commit suicide in the tall grass
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
... Okay. I open this sack. Three balls. Ahahah. Hah. 3 balls in his sack.
I'm losing the will to live.
Sh*t, I can tell why he calls them
rare Pokémon. Which one of... these... do I choose?
Okay guys. A challenge for you all. Articulate and convey in one form or another what exactly Clyde did to/in Zoe's room. Mix it up how you like, you can draw it, act it, make a video, type it, whatever. Winner is the most interesting and amusing.
Oh yeah, I updated the LP. Woaaah.
