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Post by Sergeant Dull on Apr 2, 2009 3:42:47 GMT 10
 Hmm... This is...  Oh right... R/S/E...?   ...What?   Right, Emerald...  I think I'm seeing things. I always liked Emer- Hold on. What the f*ck is that.  Why are you surprised? You didn't suddenly become a mishapen turd just now did y-    That mobile turd just got eaten by SuperMaggot  I'm... I'm gonna sit down now. I think I've drank to much Coke.  ... Okay... I feel a little better now... That was just weird. I'll just...  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-  ew what is that  GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME hunter on louis :( WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEE tentacle rapes of doom ;_;  P... P-Pokéballs?! There are Pokémon? I'm saved! Please help me!  WHAT THE SH*T. Why is it throwing pellets at me?   They're everywhere! What's going on?!   Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape...  *sighs*... I'll just keep my eyes shut. It's as if everything is wrong... ... ...  ... Thank God.... I'm just hallucinating... I should switch to some OJ instead of a bottle of gut-rot...   NONO NO NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUaaaarrrghWhy?
Well hooooooly sh*t. An LP. You don't see one of these everyday.
Never the less, I'm doing this (presumably) lump of ass rom hack, and the intro alone is full of crazy bull. The rest of it...
*sigh*
Edit: On a nother note, I agree with Tené whole heartedly. I was reluctant to even do this but hey. Take it like a bag of dicks. |
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Post by Naem on Apr 2, 2009 3:47:32 GMT 10
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING UP HERE, MOVE ALONG
also yeah guys my april fools thingy was an elaborate ad for this thread
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Post by Tené on Apr 2, 2009 5:09:55 GMT 10
Every time I see a Pokemon LP there's always the same basic commentary over the title sequence. Always "aaargh what's going on?  ". Occasionally it's skipped out. But I'm getting tired of seeing it. |
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Post by Naem on Apr 2, 2009 5:25:34 GMT 10
Well, you could say it's somewhat justified in this particular case...
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Post by Admiral Mundane on Apr 2, 2009 6:55:00 GMT 10
This should be interesting =P
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Apr 2, 2009 13:19:19 GMT 10
I find it funny that Giovanni, this legendary kingpin of Team Rocket, the guy who's the eighth gym leader in Red/Blue, needs help from a newbie fighting off a level 2 Pokemon. Besides that, this looks interesting. I've always wanted to see something from the Team Rocket point of view, but any time you get the choice to join them in the other games, it doesn't let you, which sucks.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Apr 3, 2009 4:18:33 GMT 10
 Heeeyyyy, you look quite familiar.  ...The world of Team Rocket and Pokémon? Why would you choose me as your recruit? I didn't even apply. What the hell  And I'm not sure if you noticed but you have stains all over yo- WHAT  no :'( Ohohoh no that isn't!  okay that's quite lame. april fool's was yesterday man Topaz... region? We're in... Wait, I don't actually know where we are. o_o   his decorative pizzle is staring at meeee...Wait I see where you're going with this!...  You sick bastard, how could you do such a thing etc etc etc    Valuable Pokémon specifically in this Topaz Region, huh? I'm sure they're worth a lot. Seeing as they're special and all. Why would you even want to experiment on Pokémon, they're ju- Right. I just remembered what they look like around here. and something seemed wrong with the way he's speaking... or his grammar... or his accent. i'unno :|  Give motormouth a medal here, I couldn't respond to him quick enough. So if you're making money for the "Great Team Rocket"... You seriously must have hit rock bottom with your bank account huh? Recession teaching you to be a bit more careful with your savings? Perhaps you shouldn't have retired so many years ago. Did you ever think these things through? Christ, you're a pussy, I got them old Winifred show tapes from when I was a kid, what the hell happened to you! They're right about not believing what you see on TV. but you managed to look younger than you did back then. you blew it all on cosmetic surgery, didn't you? could have just got a nice new clean suit. you old bag.
he looks angry at me :'(  Oh right, right, I get it. Weak comeback, Giovanni. No, don't reach for your pistol please.
I'm such a douche... So. What am I, SV? Gorilla boy with hockey sticks for arms? Or a girl? Post name suggestions tooooo... |
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Post by D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT on Apr 3, 2009 4:22:57 GMT 10
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Post by Naem on Apr 3, 2009 4:24:11 GMT 10
I'm kinda sick of Pokémon LPers and genderbending and crap, but I honestly think you should be a girl. Possibly named Bonnie. Just don't do the creepy stuff RedChocobo does sometimes.
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Post by iBishyT on Apr 3, 2009 4:32:15 GMT 10
A girl named "Candy", "Crystal", "Sparkle", "Barbie", "Suger", or something else that suggests she's didn't get into Team Rocket through skill with Pokéballs.
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Post by somebody probably on Apr 3, 2009 5:59:14 GMT 10
A girl named "Candy", "Crystal", "Sparkle", "Barbie", "Suger", or something else that suggests she's didn't get into Team Rocket through skill with Pokéballs. Or that maybe she did, and she found Giovanni's kink. :\ |
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Post by dynamicsonic on Apr 3, 2009 11:27:06 GMT 10
A girl named "Candy", "Crystal", "Sparkle", "Barbie", "Suger", or something else that suggests she's didn't get into Team Rocket through skill with Pokéballs. Or that maybe she did, and she found Giovanni's kink. :\ Oh god. Anyways, I'm with Bish |
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Post by Breaker on Apr 3, 2009 13:26:05 GMT 10
A girl named "Candy", "Crystal", "Sparkle", "Barbie", "Suger", or something else that suggests she's didn't get into Team Rocket through skill with Pokéballs. Or that maybe she did, and she found Giovanni's kink. :\ ...That's it. Girl, name's "Kink".  |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 3, 2009 13:30:04 GMT 10
someday I will make Pokémon Metal Gear Version and you will all bow before me
erm yeah I go with Bish's idea too
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Post by D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT on Apr 3, 2009 13:52:10 GMT 10
...That's it. Girl, name's "Kink". ^This. |
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". Occasionally it's skipped out. But I'm getting tired of seeing it.
