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Post by iBishyT on Mar 24, 2009 8:13:11 GMT 10
BBC News: "Obama has just killed himself and three others."
Me: "Woah WHAT!?"
"..."
"OOOOOH! A bomber!"
Contribute you're own.
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Mar 25, 2009 10:08:46 GMT 10
what?
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Post by The Pletch on Mar 25, 2009 10:19:58 GMT 10
I agree with this statement.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Mar 25, 2009 19:18:15 GMT 10
I wrote "hearing aid" as "hearing AIDS" the other day, which shows the kind of person I am.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Mar 26, 2009 0:36:56 GMT 10
I explained a situation in which to chemical reaction could occur with the same reactants, and then a girl proceeded to swear at me for about 2 minutes.
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Post by iBishyT on Mar 26, 2009 4:07:13 GMT 10
I MISHEARD "A BOMBER" AS "OBAMA" BECAUSE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NEWS AS I WAS TOO BUSY EATING MY DINNER. NATURALLY THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, DUE TO THE SENTENCE OF WHICH THE WORD WAS USED. WHEN I REALIZED MY MISTAKE, I LAUGHED TO MYSELF. THE PURPOSE OF THIS TOPIC IS TO CONTRIBUTE SIMILAR SITUATIONS WHERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION CAUSES SOME FORM OF HILARITY. ARE YOU REGISTERING THIS INFORMATION, OR DO I NEED TO MAKE IT LESS SUBTLE? |
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Mar 26, 2009 5:31:02 GMT 10
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Mar 26, 2009 5:38:44 GMT 10
ARE YOU REGISTERING THIS INFORMATION, OR DO I NEED TO MAKE IT LESS SUBTLE? i still dont gets it. can u use big red font that takes up teh hole screen plz. kthxbai. But in all seriousness, I found it funny. I know I've misheard stuff before, but I can't remember any funny instances worth retelling. |
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Post by Trinity on Mar 26, 2009 5:57:58 GMT 10
The only funny instance having arised from my absent-mindedness was when I managed to turn up to an RP event in WoW with no trousers on.  |
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Mar 26, 2009 6:48:33 GMT 10
The only funny instance having arised from my absent-mindedness was when I managed to turn up to an RP event in WoW with no trousers on. What? |
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Post by Admiral Mundane on Mar 26, 2009 6:55:44 GMT 10
I explained a situation in which to chemical reaction could occur with the same reactants, and then a girl proceeded to swear at me for about 2 minutes. ...what? |
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Mar 26, 2009 8:47:05 GMT 10
I explained a situation in which to chemical reaction could occur with the same reactants, and then a girl proceeded to swear at me for about 2 minutes. ...what? She's quite crazy. Multipolar, to say the least. >_> Actually, everyone around here is like that. |
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Post by Trinity on Mar 26, 2009 9:37:39 GMT 10
The only funny instance having arised from my absent-mindedness was when I managed to turn up to an RP event in WoW with no trousers on. What? Okay... long story... Explaining from the bottom up. Armour in WoW has durability points - when these reach 0, the armour stops working, as it is broken. It costs money to repair armour. The higher level the armour, the more money it costs to repair. Every time you die, your items lose 10% of their durability points. There are several armour slots. The ones that are important are the chest slot and the leg slot. Chest slot is jackets, tunics, dresses, and robes. Leg slot is trousers (or hotpants, if you're that sort of player). Certain chest items - like dresses, robes, and overalls (but not tunics) - also cover your legs, though leg armour provides extra stats. I was doing something which was basically much easier to do by dying lots rather than trying to fight. I was also short on money and did not want to spend 10g on repairs, given I only had 1g or so. So I put on some low-level armour and went off. This low-level armour was a level 10 low-quality robe (that looked pretty silly but didn't have durability) and some shoes of the same quality, and my guild tabard (tabards don't have durability). The robe covered my bottom half, so I figured I didn't need to wear trousers, as it would just cost more to repair. At some point during my sneaking into enemy cities through gutters and sewers, I was whispered and asked to come and serve as back-up for an RP-PvP event that was going on. I said OK and that I was ready to be summoned, quickly and nimbly changing back into my regular tunic and fancy swords. I get summoned in, and get about 10 whispers saying "you've got no trousers on!". It was like that dream you get when you're little of going to school with no clothes on, only more real |
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Mar 27, 2009 2:49:59 GMT 10
Oh right.
Actually IN WoW.
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Post by Trinity on Mar 27, 2009 6:36:54 GMT 10
Yes. Turning up to an RP event IRL without trousers, unless it was in-character, would have been SO MUCH worse |
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