S-Say what?
Wait, you... But you... What am I... What's going on?
...Are you sure?Could you... Could you just clear something up for me? Didn't you give up on this whole "being evil" thing... sir?
Is it that hard to tell?
I'm Jay and I have no idea what's going on.
Yeah... You know, you never answered my question.
Please don't glare at me like that, sir.No. No, it doesn't.
But... But...
Shawford? Where in the world is Shawford? I've never even heard of...
OH MY GOD WHY AM I IN A TRUCK
...Wait, it was a helicopter? But... But...
Mom?!
I... I'm sorry, could you say that again? Maybe a bit more slowly this time? I don't... I don't even...
NOOO PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THEY SET ME UP THEY I HE WE AAAAAA--
Uh... Thanks, I... guess?
...Yeah, my room. I'll just... stay there for a few hours... Maybe days... I... My head hurts.
did he just say "machoke choke" sweet jesus what was in that burger I ate for dinner
Okay... My room. Let's see... Heeey, what the...
Just... stop questioning your surroundings, Jay. It's easier for you.
This makes me feel comfortable. I don't know why. I just know it makes me feel like I'm in the real world.
I have no idea what time it is, actually... I think Giovanni stole my Pokégear. :T
No I can't, you're still in that uniform.
no mom I'll shut up sorrycan't sleep bizzaro world will eat me...I'm going, mom.
...May I please go back to my room now?
Heh... Yyyyeah...
...What?
...
...Huh.
You talk weird.Um... Look, I'm a pretty non-violent person, I really don't want a rivalry or anything, so... OKAY PUT THE GUN DOWN I'LL TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
I'm... uh... NotJay. Yeah, that's m-my name. NotJay.
You mean stealing, right?
wait wait I HAVE AN IDEAHa hah! I am actually an undercover agent! I am here to put a stop to your criminal activities! Prepare to FIGHT!
...Well, that didn't work.
Wait... Was that Maggie?
Well... I really have no idea what to do. I'll just take a look around and see if I can find my way back to Goldenrod...
BBQ?!
Do I... Do I really have to?
why meeeeee
I... Uh... My memories of him may be a bit fuzzy, but I'm sure the Giovanni I know from TV would never shout "HOLY CRAP" like that.
...
...
OKAY SORRY
You have Pokémon in that bag, right? I'll just go and pick one...
...I chose this one because it looked vaguely familiar for some reason.
My head hurts even more now... Oh, the... other thing... fainted. Good job... Poloon.
And you... you just ran away... sir?
...
STOP. STOOOOOP.
I don't know what's going on. I don't CARE what's going on. I'm UTTERLY SICK OF BEING BOSSED AROUND. I'm not a pet. I'm not a TOY. I'm not going to let this crap happen. One more word, "Giovanni," and I swear I'll...
slurp...What...
slurrrpLightheaded... Confused... Where... How...
SHLURRRPWhat... What is that...?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
aaaaaaaasnore<Kaphlar> What the HELL is Ben doing?
<Spawn> I think he thinks he can eat dreams.
Would you by any chance like to see more of this lovely hack?
MAEMUKI ROKETTO-DAAAAAN