Day 2
This made me smile. Thanks, EA.
Anyway, balance had been restored to this house at the end of the last day...
...And then I heard evil laughter.
Evil laughter. I'm totally SMASHINGLY serious.
Yep, you guessed correctly.
Just buy your own damn gnome, you jerk.
Meanwhile, Dagger suddenly remembers the existence of her bladder after staying in the hot tub for 12 hours or so.
The same goes for Space, except he was, unfortunately for him, slower.
You can probably guess where she's going.
Yes, Space is still waiting, and no, that is not Tony Stark.
Also, Fade still sucks at spaghetti.
LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS, looks like Space had one hell of a reason to wait.
Tené is the first to claim a bed...
...But Space was smart enough to ensure he wouldn't be caught sleeping with anyone else.
Oh, look, both paintings are fini-- Whoa.
...Anyway, Tené's painting is now in his bedroom.
Fiery ain't sleepin' with no filthy woman.
Sharing a bedroom is okay, though.
"Oh, you know, I just can't leave those mortals alone. Crap always happens when I'm not keeping an eye on them."
B-But... Fade's lovely suit...
Because, otherwise, we won't be able to pay the bills for more than a week or two.
Who needs a bed when you've got a coffee machine?
7 in the morning? You're way past your bedtime, young lady.
D'awwww.
This is what too much coffee can do to you, people.
When Lighterella was a young child, she had an unfortunate accident involving a violin and her beloved uncle Ted...
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm just doing some cleaning here."
Ah, they grow up so fast...
<Fade> Holy crap, Eco was right all along! Bigfoot is on our front yard!
<Breaker> ...No, he isn't.
<Fade> Whoops, I guess he must have left already, heheh.
"I see the Toilet Island from here, cap'n, but are you REALLY sure we want to go in there?"
Keep your hands where I can see them, guys.
Wow, a chance card this early on? For those who don't know, these chance cards can either give the participating Sim some sort of bonus or make said Sim lose money, skills or his job.
I just did what Fiery would have probably done. The right choice is always random, but certain options have a larger probability of being right than others.
Space just refused a hug from a woman in underwear. What the hell is wrong with him?
I... I don't know what Trish just did, but I don't think I want to know.
Mmmm, money money money.
Lighterella is a very graceful swimmer, as you can see.
I am looking forward to seeing Trish in a sexy nurse outfit.
Yes, I'm constantly testing your sarcasm radars.
Ahh, rain in Summer. Isn't it lovely?
Space just made grilled cheese sandwiches for everyone and I swear I want one.
Fade finally goes to sleep... At 16.30.
"OH MY GAWWWSH, IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON A SNOWBOARD! SSX3 IS SO OHRSOME!"
Yes, Tené. Water is, indeed, falling from the sky.
No, I'm not getting you another toilet. Clean it or deal with it.
Try to tell me this isn't cute. Come on, just try.
...Fiery, I warned you about that DUGONGtail.
Go forth and shoot innocent bystanders, El Capitan.
I feel sorry for Tené, really. I'm sure we've all been in this kind of situation before - you just can't look away...
Lighterella finally goes to bed. Tené's bed.
Will Fiery ever overcome his overwhelming fear of water? You don't want to miss the answer, do you?
Yes, I'm constantly testing your sarcasm radars.
