Post by Monty Eggman on Nov 30, 2006 6:10:56 GMT 10
Double MXX gave me the idea to put this up when he did his parody song. It's a spoof of Eggman's theme from SA2 that did back in October of last year. It was pretty popular on DeviantArt, so I thought I'd try my luck here.
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T.R.A.S.H.M.A.N.
[Parody of E.G.G.M.A.N. Original song by SEGA/Sonic Team. New lyrics by Fred "Monty Eggman" Ebert]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah...
Take it out, take it out, take it out, out, out, out, out, out, nooo...
The story begins, I'm divin' right in,
Knowing what treasures may lie within.
I smell like farts, but I do my part,
I root through garbage and I do it for life!
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can!
Down the streets, wherever I go,
I dig through garbage every day...
I love to take what people don't want,
I can't explain it, but it's just my way.
I think diggin' through trash is cool...
"Hey, look! I fond some power tools!
Answerin' machines, VCR instructions,
I just found a pair of pliers!"
My collection's big, it's really neat...
But the smell of feet, it never retreats...
(Musical Interlude)
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can!
(Guitar solo)
Trash Day's really neat, it's freakin' sweet,
My garbage mission, I must complete!
Trashman is my name, junk collecting's my game!
If you don't know my name, I'll show you the same!
(Musical Interlude)
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage...garbage can...
I am the Trashman...
(Dug up this old board game...)
(Woah, old contact lenses, expired coupons, food stamp labels...)
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T.R.A.S.H.M.A.N.
[Parody of E.G.G.M.A.N. Original song by SEGA/Sonic Team. New lyrics by Fred "Monty Eggman" Ebert]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah...
Take it out, take it out, take it out, out, out, out, out, out, nooo...
The story begins, I'm divin' right in,
Knowing what treasures may lie within.
I smell like farts, but I do my part,
I root through garbage and I do it for life!
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can!
Down the streets, wherever I go,
I dig through garbage every day...
I love to take what people don't want,
I can't explain it, but it's just my way.
I think diggin' through trash is cool...
"Hey, look! I fond some power tools!
Answerin' machines, VCR instructions,
I just found a pair of pliers!"
My collection's big, it's really neat...
But the smell of feet, it never retreats...
(Musical Interlude)
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can!
(Guitar solo)
Trash Day's really neat, it's freakin' sweet,
My garbage mission, I must complete!
Trashman is my name, junk collecting's my game!
If you don't know my name, I'll show you the same!
(Musical Interlude)
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage can,
I am the Trashman, that's what I am,
I am the Trashman, I'm in your garbage...garbage can...
I am the Trashman...
(Dug up this old board game...)
(Woah, old contact lenses, expired coupons, food stamp labels...)
