22:04 Blackbird WELCOME TO THE MYSTICAL REALM OF BEARZORK
22:04 Darkangel YAY
22:04 Blackbird WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A NEW GAME OR CONTINUE?
22:04 Blackbird (N\C)
22:04 Darkangel Continue my quest as a sea lion!
22:05 Blackbird YOU CONTINUE
22:05 Blackbird THE GODDESS IN FRONT OF YOU BRUTALLY CLUBS YOU TO DEATH FOR POLLUTION
22:05 Blackbird YOU DIE
22:05 Blackbird SCORE: -4
22:05 Darkangel XD
22:05 Jenohart ._.
22:05 Blackbird WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A NEW GAME OR CONTINUE?
22:05 Blackbird (N/C)
22:05 Darkangel New game, AS A RED PANDA!
22:05 Darkangel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Panda22:07 Darkangel Jeno looks disturbed
22:07 Darkangel Why hasn't space come in?
22:08 Darkangel He's friggin' online!
22:08 Blackbird BLEEEP
22:08 Blackbird YOU CANNOT SPECIFY THE TYPE OF PANDA
22:08 Blackbird BUT DO YOU WANT TO START AS A PANDA ANYWAY?
22:08 Jenohart <_<
22:08 Darkangel I prefer an albino polar bear
22:09 Blackbird YOU CANNOT SPECIFY
22:09 Jenohart <_<
22:09 Darkangel >>
22:09 Blackbird BASIC FAMILY ONLY
22:09 Jenohart so
22:09 Jenohart this Bearzork
22:09 Jenohart is what?
22:09 Jenohart does it involve bears and zork?
22:09 Darkangel YES
22:10 Darkangel A panda, then
22:10 Jenohart holdon!
22:10 Jenohart a red panda
22:11 Jenohart is not a panda
22:11 Jenohart and is technically it's own basic family
22:11 Darkangel
22:11 Darkangel OBJECTION!
22:11 Jenohart not related to the broad biological definition of what we commonly refer to as 'Panda'
22:11 Blackbird IN THAT CASE
22:11 Blackbird YOU CANNOT PICK IT
22:11 Darkangel It's name has the word PANDA. so IT'S A PANDA
22:11 Darkangel TAKE THAT!!
22:12 Jenohart COUNTER OBJECTION
22:12 Jenohart You name has 'angel' in it
22:12 Jenohart but you are not an angel
22:12 Darkangel COUNTER COUNTER OBJECTION!!
22:12 Blackbird MY NAME HAS BLACK IN THE NAME
22:12 Darkangel IT'S A SMASHINGLY SCREENNAME
22:12 Blackbird I AM NOT BLACK
22:12 Darkangel What bb said
22:12 Darkangel TAKE THAT!!
22:12 Jenohart COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER OBJECTION!
22:12 Jenohart Red Panda is a common nickname
22:12 Jenohart it's REAL name
22:13 Jenohart is Ailurus fulgens
22:13 Jenohart so the name 'Red Panda' would be the equivalent of a nickname/screename applied to this situation
22:13 Jenohart TAKE THAT!!
22:13 Darkangel CAUTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER OBJECTION!!
22:13 Darkangel Well... um...
22:13 Darkangel The panda's REAL name is...
22:14 Darkangel Ailuropoda melanoleuca
22:14 Darkangel Which means...
22:14 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:14 Jenohart The Panda's name is immaterial
22:14 Darkangel cat-foot black-and-white
22:14 Darkangel Which makes it A CAT!!
22:14 Darkangel TAKE THATT!
22:14 Jenohart so you can't be a panda?
22:14 Darkangel *THAT!!
22:14 Jenohart okay
22:14 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:14 Jenohart Biologically a Panda is not a cat
22:15 Jenohart and a Panda is not at all related to a Red Panda
22:15 Darkangel COUNTER OBJETCTION!
22:15 Jenohart Regardless of whatever stupid name some foolish human designated it
22:15 Darkangel Yes it does. It shares a similar name
22:15 Darkangel TAKE MATT!!
22:15 Jenohart OBJECTION!!
22:15 Jenohart The name is immaterial
22:15 Darkangel OBJECTIOn!!
22:15 Jenohart Anyone can give something any name it wants
22:16 Darkangel YOU! Are inmaterial
22:16 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:16 Jenohart YOUR MOTHER!
22:16 Darkangel And I am a material guy
22:16 Darkangel OBJECTION!!
22:16 Darkangel I CAN SAY OBJECTION!!
22:16 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:16 Jenohart Shouldn't you be playing the game?
22:16 Darkangel OBJECTION!!
22:16 Darkangel I don't wanna!
22:16 Darkangel TAKE THAT!!
22:17 Blackbird GAH I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH 7 CONVERSATIONS AT A TIME
22:17 Blackbird GIVE ME A BREAK, MAN
22:17 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:17 Darkangel OBJECTION!1
22:17 Darkangel GTFO
22:17 Jenohart can i play?
22:17 Darkangel OBJECTION!!
22:17 Darkangel Jeno is an aussie
22:17 Darkangel AKA YES
22:17 Jenohart k
22:17 Darkangel Aussies RULE
22:17 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:17 Jenohart how do i play?
22:17 Darkangel OBJECTION!!
22:17 Darkangel IT'S A FRIGGIN' TEXT ADVENTURE!
22:17 Blackbird JENO CAN PLAY
22:18 Darkangel Take thatt matt!
22:18 Jenohart OBJECTION!
22:18 Blackbird BUT YOU CAN'T
22:18 Jenohart kay
22:18 Blackbird FOR SOME REASON
22:18 Blackbird THE Z-MACHINE INTERPRETER REFUSES DA
