Randomness on IRC

[ShardNet]

Woot for the insult generator! =O

[somebody probably]

[02:56] <PyreanTriviabot> 148. Acronym Soup: LSFIAB?
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> Beer!
[02:56] * Shard_Heilia guzzles.
[02:56] <-- Waluigi_Prower has left this server (Ping timeout).
[02:56] <PyreanTriviabot> Here's a hint, like shoot___ ____ __ _ ______
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> Let's start ninjaing in a barrel.
[02:56] <Lightnix> Love Sex For Instability allowance beer
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> XD
[02:56] <Fiery_Pyrus> Like shooting fish in a barrel
[02:56] <Lightnix> XD
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> Mine was better.
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> XD
[02:56] <PyreanTriviabot> Winner: Fiery_Pyrus Answer: like shooting fish in a barrel Time: 23.766 Streak: 1 Points: 845 WPM: 15 Rank: 1st
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> No!
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> NOOO!
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia> XD
[02:56] <Fiery_Pyrus> Yeah. Shard's was better.
[02:56] <Shard_Heilia>
[02:57] <PyreanTriviabot> 149. TV/ Movies: What is the name of the actor who plays "q" in the james bond films?
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> Can't believe I thought of that.
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> Gary cooper.
[02:57] <-- Blackbird has left this server (Ping timeout).
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> Sean Connery.
[02:57] <PyreanTriviabot> Here's a hint, desmo__ ________
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> Nope.
[02:57] <Lightnix> LSFIAB
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> >>
[02:57] <Lightnix> NOW.
[02:57] <Shard_Heilia> Ok.
[02:57] * Shard_Heilia does so.
[02:57] <Lightnix> o.o;
[02:57] * Shard_Heilia with Christine. His left hand.

Edit:

Time for a stupid quote!

[03:17] <PyreanTriviabot> 180. Category: Sci Fi Authors: Nancy _r_ss?
[03:17] <Shard_Heilia> XD
[03:17] <Blackbird> Aross?
[03:17] <Blackbird> Cross
[03:17] <PyreanTriviabot> Here's a hint, nanc_ _____
[03:17] <Lightnix> Nancy across
[03:17] <Waluigi_Prower> Nacny Cross
[03:17] <Shard_Heilia> Pfft.
[03:18] <Fiery_Pyrus> Brilliant hint.
[03:18] <Fiery_Pyrus> !last
[03:18] <Lightnix> !last

[Mysterious Bob]

01:04 Lightnix Its PRYDE!
WDot That's right.
Lightnix I love making my hard drive the playlist.
Lightnix =P
WDot =P
MBob Why isn?t the serum working?
Lightnix For the lazy!
Lightnix ...
WDot Pluto
WDot You'll always be a planet to me.
Lightnix you're not supposed to tell us that.
01:05 MBob I can taste... your stink.
Lightnix Pluto. You're a giant bit of rock that has very little to do with the everyday lives of everyone.
MBob It tastes like mushrooms.
Lightnix Heh. MBob found those pills on the floor.
MBob Tax free. IRS can't touch one cent.
01:06 WDot Of the pills?
MBob I tell you. Uncle Sam. He puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit till it's purple.
01:07 Lightnix As a result of the pills?
MBob Turpentine, Acetone, Benzene. He calls it the Dip.
WDot Right.
WDot Well, I'm going to DO HOMEWARK
01:08 WDot changes nick to WDot_Aweigh
MBob What are you looking at, butt-head?
Lightnix Uh huh...
Lightnix >_>
MBob I wasn't working for a toon.
MBob I was working for R. K. Maroon.

[Kanye West]

<MBob> Good for you. I don't care what console/handheld you get. JUST DON'T DISS THE THING THAT HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH ENJOYMENT!
* Kisara disses MBob's penis.

[Mysterious Bob]

MBob: !eightball Mr.Bot, will you have hot sex with me?
Bot: Maybe, MBob.

[ShardNet]

=O

MBob has a Bot Fetish...

[Sergeant Dull]

Who doesn't?

[Kage]

IRC said:

Sho> www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMblp77XKY
<Deathclaw> I'm psyhced for that game.
<Deathclaw> I love my PSP.
<Sho> Erm. Go...HARD!?
<Sho> HARD!?
<Sho> HAAAARRRRRRRD!?!?!?!?
<Deathclaw> It's my brother from another mother.
<Deathclaw> It's not werking.
<Deathclaw> Wait.
<Deathclaw> Yes it is.
<Deathclaw> I NEED TO PLAY THAT
<Deathclaw> However,
<Deathclaw> Silver
<Deathclaw> +
<Deathclaw> Fast
<Deathclaw> =
<Deathclaw> n0
<Sho> That's what I said.
<Sho> He shouldn't be fast.
<Sho> Sonic Next Gen-Sliver's slow as hell.
<Deathclaw> They should do what they did for Amy in Sonic R.
<Sho> Sonic Rivals-Faster than Sonikkuuuuuuuuuu
<Deathclaw> Give him a gay little car.
<Deathclaw> Make him run over Shadow,
<Sho> I thought you LIKED Silver
<Sho> Wait
<Deathclaw> while getting low gas mileage.
<Sho> YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM GAY FOR YOU
<Deathclaw> NO
<Deathclaw> Wait.
<Deathclaw> What?
<Deathclaw> Only on Saturdays.
<Sho> WTF
<Revenge> DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY
<Sho> You have a saturday relationship with Silver?
<Revenge>
<Sho> DUDE
<Sho> PIX PLZ
<Deathclaw> Yes.
<Deathclaw> Only Saturdays.
<Sho>
<Deathclaw> Rest of the week for Rouge.
<Sho> The homo-eroticness goes to a whole new level.
<Sho> FECKIN BI, BIOTCH

lolzorz.

[Deathclawesome]

I'll capitalize on that by submitting it to bash.org!

[ShardNet]

<omega13a> I just sent Matt an email containing a link to an article that may get him mad at his government.
<Shard_Heilia> ORLY?
<Shard_Heilia> XD
<Shard_Heilia> What article?
<omega13a> www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0826SoldierSurgery25-ON.html
<Shard_Heilia> Aahahahahaaha.
<Shard_Heilia> XD
<Shard_Heilia> I'd get a breast job if they offered it to me free.
* Shard_Heilia coughs.
<Shard_Heilia> I didn't say that.
* Shard_Heilia glances around nervously.
<omega13a> yes you did.
<Shard_Heilia>

I'll post creepy stuff that I said, I don't have any self esteem problems. XD

[Deathclawesome]

I am the master of creepy.

[somebody probably]

DeathClaw. I disagree.

[19:43] * Shard_Heilia breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at Lightnix

[Sergeant Dull]

;_;

[ShardNet]

[18:26] <Fiery_Pyrus> CANCER.
[18:26] <Blackbird> ..WTF?
[18:26] <Shard> CANCER'S MOM.
[18:27] <Shard> HAS GENITAL HERPES.
[18:27] <Blackbird> ....
[18:27] <Blackbird> 'K.

And be careful of my slapping rod.

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[18:39] <Blackbird> ...'K.
[18:39] <Blackbird> I hate geometry.
[18:39] <Shard> Fractions. =O
[18:39] <Shard> Geometry is my friend!
[18:39] * Shard hugs Geometry
[18:40] <Blackbird> Wait...I only hate protractors. Sorry.
[18:40] <Shard> XD
[18:40] <Blackbird> And compasses.
[18:40] <Shard> Protractors and compasses are nifty for jacking off.
[18:40] * Shard glances around.
[18:40] <Shard> Didn't say it.

I am creepier than teh Deathcake.

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This topic should be moved to General. All I ever do with SV is IRC, but I don't get post count for this. Not that I care too much.... Oh forget it. It's the most important thing EVER. ;_;

[Deathclawesome]

Meh.