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Post by Mysterious Bob on Dec 18, 2004 5:52:50 GMT 10
babelfish.altavista.com1. Type in a message. 2. Translate from English to Japanese. 3. Copy and paste the result in the message box. 4. Translate from Japanese to English. 5. Behold! A Zero Wing translation of your message! EXAMPLE English: I will show you the greatest nightmare! ZW: I show the largest unpleasant impression!
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Post by Stuart on Dec 18, 2004 5:59:23 GMT 10
English: I like to eat pies.
ZW: I like the fact that the pie is eaten.
English: I can't help the fact that everyone can see these scars.
ZW: I can' The fact which help everyone of t can look at these scars. (omgwtf?)
English: Beep.
ZW: Dialing tone.
English: If I turn off my mobile phone, no-one can ring me.
ZW: If I turn off my portable type telephone, everyone can sound me.
I could do this all day.
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Post by Mysterious Bob on Dec 18, 2004 6:07:15 GMT 10
The mysterious hob is family of the forum of the sound wave of Vegemite.
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Post by Stuart on Dec 18, 2004 6:27:38 GMT 10
On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Reconsidering, let's It does not go to because Camelot. That is the foolish place.
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Post by D on Dec 18, 2004 6:33:09 GMT 10
This is intriguing.
English: Oh dear, an idiot!
Zero Wing:Valuable Ohio state fool!
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Post by Ashura on Dec 18, 2004 6:38:57 GMT 10
Hehehhe
English: I like to fart with cows.
Zero wing: I like cow and fart.
Ok...
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Post by Emissary of Tenebrais on Dec 18, 2004 6:44:59 GMT 10
Today I am a clown.
-Present I am the buffoonery teacher.
You're all crazy.
-Abnormal you're entirely.
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Post by Ashura on Dec 18, 2004 6:57:44 GMT 10
I slapped a guy.
I struck the person strongly.
A large molecular decay.
Large molecular corrosion.
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 18, 2004 7:01:44 GMT 10
Fear the Engrish mobster dialect!
English: Whad is dis? I gives you ten bucks on Thursday and you sez you gonna pay me back today, but you ain't got da dough! You want I should punch out your jaw or whad?
Engrish: Is this what? I gives the wooden び coming stand of Thursday 10, today when the fact that you pay to me is done says, but don' t don't you think? it is dense, the powder was obtained! I should strike from your jaw, you think that we want, or what?
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Post by WDot on Dec 18, 2004 7:37:11 GMT 10
To be honest, there are worse translators than Babelfish. I haven't had time to find a really bad one, but here's one from World Lingo nonetheless:
English: Do you enjoy hoaxing?
Engrish: You like in the bad acting playfully?
Here's the Babelfish one, very similar:
English: Does making hoaxes give you pleasure?
Engrish: Is the joy of giving the bad acting playfully made?
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Post by MattGuesting on Dec 18, 2004 13:36:25 GMT 10
Because you already know what the games are called.
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Being already to know that the game is called.
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Post by Stuart on Dec 18, 2004 15:21:30 GMT 10
English: Because the world is not enough.
ZW: It meaning that the world is not sufficient.
English: All your base are belong to us.
ZW: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
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Post by ZeckdragoN on Dec 19, 2004 1:23:33 GMT 10
English: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
ZW: With entirely there is your foundation which belongs to our that.
English: With entirely there is your foundation which belongs to our that.
ZW: With completely that belongs there is your foundation which to our.
Heh
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 19, 2004 1:56:10 GMT 10
English: My snooker table has no legs and 5 eyes
ZW: There is no foot or five eyes in my snooker table
English: I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok. i sleep all night and i work all day
ZW: I' M lumberjack and i' As for m all night you sleep, it accepts me, I work 1 Japan and China
THAT IS THE BEST ONE EVER
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Post by Stuart on Dec 19, 2004 5:41:25 GMT 10
English: I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees.
ZW: I only those rise in your knee, you like Chinese.
English: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
ZW: Happy you're If and you the applause your hand have known that.
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