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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Aug 5, 2009 20:46:56 GMT 10
@da...wtf
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Post by Max Füchs-Kojote on Aug 5, 2009 20:48:39 GMT 10
I think he's suffering from the madness of the living dead.
Also, I tend to get young ladies who deliver pamphlets, and they look so hopeful that I don't have the heart to say no.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Aug 5, 2009 20:55:13 GMT 10
You guys are pussies. I tell them to f*ck off on the spot. Or I say I'll be back in a second, close the door and leave them standing there.  |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Aug 5, 2009 23:02:56 GMT 10
My few experiences with them usually involve my answering the door, neglecting to see they have bibles with them, giving them to my brother when they ask for 'the man of the house' (my parents being away), laughing at the KIPPERLY pamphlets they left us after they leave.
Of course, this has only happened once. If it happens when I get my own house, dem fundies are in for some athiest-raging.
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Post by radeon on Aug 5, 2009 23:51:08 GMT 10
Fiery
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Post by Max Füchs-Kojote on Aug 6, 2009 0:34:59 GMT 10
Hunter.
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Post by Shiver on Aug 6, 2009 1:33:11 GMT 10
Eco sounds good.
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Post by Admiral Mundane on Aug 6, 2009 1:52:08 GMT 10
So...why are people voting for Fiery because he's not being an idiot?
Eh, whatever. Voting for uh...yeah, sure, Eco.
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Post by The Pletch on Aug 6, 2009 1:57:21 GMT 10
Nobody's ever shown up at my door with pamphlets, FE, but I'm an atheist. It's just that the roles in Vamp tend to have a more religious bent than Mafia.
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Post by Naem on Aug 6, 2009 2:10:13 GMT 10
It was a joke. ;D
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Aug 6, 2009 2:22:41 GMT 10
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Post by Hunter on Aug 6, 2009 3:05:54 GMT 10
I'm changing my vote to Eco because he was my first vote, anyway. And you shouldn't vote me, I'm an ordinary human. If you don't want to trust me, you'll see if I die.
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Post by Eco on Aug 6, 2009 4:04:29 GMT 10
Guys, I'm the Mind-Reader. You'd be killing off a useful townie.
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Post by The Pletch on Aug 6, 2009 4:19:07 GMT 10
Eco - Hunter, FE, Shiver, Xad
Hunter - Miles, Zae, Max
Fiery - Radeon
Eco loses.
Another voting day drew to a close, with the committee passing up their votes to Matt. "And today's lucky winner--"
"Is me, yes, I know," said Eco irritably, standing up and walking to the stage. "I look out at all of you and see that not one of you feels a hint of remorse for killing these innocent people. Even above the idea of blindly killing to root out vampires, that disgusts me most of all. My only consolation is that you've given me a way to escape this horrorfest. Executioner, please..." he said level-headedly, turning to the man next to him on the stage, "...let's kill another innocent human."
Another pool of blood coated the floor as Eco died without so much as a gasp. The room stayed silent for several minutes afterward.
As FE returned from another successful conversion that night, a dark figure began to follow her, skirting her field of view and remaining nearly invisible. As she entered her house, it slammed into her back, tearing into her. It descended upon her, slicing further into her corpse and hungrily drinking the blood, spattering the room with spurts of it as the beast continued to feed. All that remained of FE in the morning was a corpse slashed into ribbons and already pale as snow from the loss of blood.
Eco, the Mind-reader, is dead.
FE, the Jehovah's Witness, is dead.
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Post by Naem on Aug 6, 2009 4:24:51 GMT 10
MOTHER OF KIPPERS.
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