Post by Max Füchs-Kojote on Jul 23, 2009 0:09:04 GMT 10
"Because you people and your themes can all go take a hike. I like sticking with smooth criminals."
"What the hell are you doing here? You're breaking the fourth wall, idiot."
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The small town of Etimegev enjoys supposedly quiet nights and a rumoured low crime rate. So quiet that the Mayor, Matt, felt that it was perfectly fine to take a holiday.
Yes, a holiday. Not hiding from anything at all. Nope.
"Just a holiday." Matt said, finishing packing his case and running out to his car. "Everything is so fine here that even I can go on a holiday. The mafia aren't out to get me at all! They don't exist."
If you can't detect sarcasm, this was completely and blatantly a lie.
"The town's esteemed mayor was found dead this morning and now quietly mocks the place from whatever afterlife he ended up in." The self-appointed spokesperson spoke from the quickly-constructed podium. "A note was found on his corpse, which had various wounds in it incidentally, stating that there was more to come."
Silence.
"This means us, you lot. It's impossible to tell who the killers are, though we can assume it's the supposedly noenxistant mafia. But because of their nonexistant reputation it's hard to pick out whot he are. They could right next to you right now."
More silence.
"... Well thank you for not descending into anarchy so soon. We have time for that later. With the power invested in me by me, I order you to vote every day for one person to lynch. And hopefully you'll get the mafia instead of someone useful."
"Who died and left you in charge, boy?" A voice yelled.
The spokeperson scowled. "Did you just sleep through everything I said? Bite me. Actually, don't. You might have something I don't want to catch."
More silence.
"And if you're going to vote for me, you can't. I'm clean and ordering you lot to do it. Because I was clean because I was rummaging in his office to steal his... Pens. Right. That's not the point. And this isn't private, you'll be voting aloud. So try to hit right, will you?"
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Yeah, curse you and your themes. I'll give this like 24 hours and we'll look at the numbers and see.
RULES
No copying and pasting of role PMs.
Roleclaiming is allowed, however.
Discussion outside the thread is allowed.
PLAYER LIST
1. Uncle Ruckus - Mafia
2. CC - Town
3. Adramalech - Twin
4. Squirrel Hero - Town
5. Lightnix - Cop
6. Not FE - Psychopath - Winner
7. ıɐsuoqoʎuı - Silencer
8. ● Miles ● - Twin, Psychopath
9. Shiver - Gossip
10. Bishounen Taurus - Bodyguard
11. DA - Insane Cop
12. Fiery Pyrus - Mafia
"What the hell are you doing here? You're breaking the fourth wall, idiot."
-
The small town of Etimegev enjoys supposedly quiet nights and a rumoured low crime rate. So quiet that the Mayor, Matt, felt that it was perfectly fine to take a holiday.
Yes, a holiday. Not hiding from anything at all. Nope.
"Just a holiday." Matt said, finishing packing his case and running out to his car. "Everything is so fine here that even I can go on a holiday. The mafia aren't out to get me at all! They don't exist."
If you can't detect sarcasm, this was completely and blatantly a lie.
"The town's esteemed mayor was found dead this morning and now quietly mocks the place from whatever afterlife he ended up in." The self-appointed spokesperson spoke from the quickly-constructed podium. "A note was found on his corpse, which had various wounds in it incidentally, stating that there was more to come."
Silence.
"This means us, you lot. It's impossible to tell who the killers are, though we can assume it's the supposedly noenxistant mafia. But because of their nonexistant reputation it's hard to pick out whot he are. They could right next to you right now."
More silence.
"... Well thank you for not descending into anarchy so soon. We have time for that later. With the power invested in me by me, I order you to vote every day for one person to lynch. And hopefully you'll get the mafia instead of someone useful."
"Who died and left you in charge, boy?" A voice yelled.
The spokeperson scowled. "Did you just sleep through everything I said? Bite me. Actually, don't. You might have something I don't want to catch."
More silence.
"And if you're going to vote for me, you can't. I'm clean and ordering you lot to do it. Because I was clean because I was rummaging in his office to steal his... Pens. Right. That's not the point. And this isn't private, you'll be voting aloud. So try to hit right, will you?"
-
Yeah, curse you and your themes. I'll give this like 24 hours and we'll look at the numbers and see.
RULES
No copying and pasting of role PMs.
Roleclaiming is allowed, however.
Discussion outside the thread is allowed.
PLAYER LIST
1. Uncle Ruckus - Mafia
2. CC - Town
3. Adramalech - Twin
4. Squirrel Hero - Town
5. Lightnix - Cop
6. Not FE - Psychopath - Winner
7. ıɐsuoqoʎuı - Silencer
8. ● Miles ● - Twin, Psychopath
9. Shiver - Gossip
10. Bishounen Taurus - Bodyguard
11. DA - Insane Cop
12. Fiery Pyrus - Mafia
